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Sunday, August 16, 2015

The terrorist has fallen...

I went to visit my elder sister and her family yesterday.  Waking up this morning, I was hearing some noise in the compound, I was wondering  what could be the cause of the noise. I decided to step out to see what the celebration was all about. When I opened the door, I saw my elder sister with her husband and the gateman all happy.                                   
My sister said to me thank God he is dead, thank God he took his own life.                My Inlaw turned to me and said oh yes Jenny join us thank God as we celebrate the death of a great terrorist , everybody can now have a peaceful night rest. At this point I became even more confused and curious to find out who committed suicide that they are celebrating instead of mouring. 
Out of curiosity I approached the gate man to find out what really happened .  Timmy who is this man that took his own life that everybody is happy celebrating instead of mourning.
 Hmmmm AUNTY this man don dey worry us for this house since o. because of this man , my Oga and madam no dey sleep well for night. Every night the man go dey make noise for house even Oga don dey reason to go call police but as I dey clean compound this morning, I see where the man hang  himself with rope he said.
At this point I was becoming so scared,  trying to figure out why a man should commit suicide in my sister's compound. 
Timmy where is the man, tell me where did he hang himself . I asked the gateman
Aunty na for our backyard oo . 
I quickly rushed to the backyard to see things for myself. When I got there I didn't see any man. 
Timmy where is the man? 
Aunty look up u go see him.
When I looked up, my dearies I didn't believe my eyes. Guess what I saw?    RIP mr terrorist...

See the photo yourself 


Hahahahahahaha,  I hope i made u laugh this morning.... Happy sunday my dearies.. 

1 comment:

chioma said...

hhahaahahhaahahaha...this story got me laughing