Man dumped by wife over Penis tattoo.

34year old man popularly known as the world most annoying husband was recently dumped by his wife  after he got drunk and inked a six and half inches of penis tattoo on his left thigh. The man got the tattoo so that it will poke out each time he wears his underwear 

Stuart Valentino who is a father of four is regretting his action, I should have known  better he said 

My wife hates it. In retro respect , I"m not surprised, it really is the stupidest thing I've ever done. After I did it , my wife woke up in the morning screaming because there was this massive penis poking out of the duvet. And the tatoo on my leg, it caused no end of rows and she's now kicked me out of the home . I deserve. I suppose.

The lorry driver from southsea, Hamsphire was not only kicked out by his wife , he was also bared from taking his three year old daughter swimming because of his ridiculous tattoo.